Today's funny

[JoeT]

Guy in a night club sees a huge fat girl at the bar, he walks up to her and asks,



"Have you got a pen?"





She looks up, smiles and says;





"Yes I do"





"Well" he says;


"You'd better hurry back to it then before the farmer finds you're missing".

[Ronin13]

Guy in a night club sees a huge fat girl at the bar, he walks up to her and asks,



"Have you got a pen?"





She looks up, smiles and says;





"Yes I do"





"Well" he says;


"You'd better hurry back to it then before the farmer finds you're missing".

Mean, but oh so funny! That's terrible!