Daddy is a gay dancer


A fourth-grade teacher asked the
children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up
- fireman,
mechanic, businessman, salesman... and so forth.



Little Justin, however, was being
uncharacteristically quiet, so
when the teacher prodded him about his father,
he replied, "My
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his
clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in
his
underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
home
with some guy and stay with him all night for
money."



The teacher, obviously shaken by this
statement, hurriedly set
the other children to work on some exercises and
took little
Justin aside. "Is that really true about your
father?"


"No," the boy said, "He works for
the Democratic National
Committee and is helping to get Obama re-elected, but
it's too
embarrassing to say that in front of the other
kids.