How fights start

[Mazin]

Ohh snapple lil wewe joke.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

I needed those!! Thanks!

[clublights]

One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.

After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

William was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June."

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Diane is your half-sister too, William. I'm awfully sorry about this."

William was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half-sister."

His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he says, dear. He's not really your father."


AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED...

[Mazin]

[clublights]

Tired of my listless sex life, I came right out and asked my wife during a recent love-making session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"

She glanced at me casually and replied,
"You're never home!"


and that's when the fight started...

[clublights]

My wife and I were lying in bed the other day. Her hands were slowly finding their way across my body. She whispered, "I'm gonna make you the happiest man in the world." I whispered back, "I'll miss you."


And that's when the fight started...

[clublights]

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’

My loving wife of 10 years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?’

And that’s when the fight started…

[Irving]

Irving has 11,366 (10.94 posts per day) and is Zombie Slayer Extordinaire. He spends a lot of time on the internet. It makes Gloria mad. She posts things when he steps away for a second. She laughs about it. And then the fight started.

[Irving]

And then Gloria wins!

[Irving]

And then she farts on him!