Happily Married!?!?!?!

[Heep72]

So at the tender age of 39 I decide it is time to get married ( my first time ) Cool! Well, I then decide I want a little one ( my first one is on the way ) Cool! But I am troubled. I notice that the "little" things I enjoyed as a single dude are falling by the wayside! Lets see......gun forums, internet porn, guns, beer (this one hurts) xbox, ammo, football, self inflicted dutch oven, Ballistol, senselessly eating anything and whenever just to name a few. So I ask you fellow gun enthusiasts.......am I happily married?

[jscwerve]

self inflicted dutch oven

Wow, and you found someone to marry your ass!!!!!

[Graves]

Sounds about right man.

[4gunfun]

That depends on what she looks like and of your gettin any!

[n8tive97]

Wow, and you found someone to marry your ass!!!!!

My thoughts exactly!

[Tinelement]

easy answer!! open your own hot rod shop!! Then.... when your late, cause your drinking beer or meeting someone to buy a gun,...." I was just working late dear to provide for our loving family!" HEHEHE! worked for me!!

[Mobat555]

So at the tender age of 39 I decide it is time to get married ( my first time ) Cool! Well, I then decide I want a little one ( my first one is on the way ) Cool! But I am troubled. I notice that the "little" things I enjoyed as a single dude are falling by the wayside! Lets see......gun forums, internet porn, guns, beer (this one hurts) xbox, ammo, football, self inflicted dutch oven, Ballistol, senselessly eating anything and whenever just to name a few. So I ask you fellow gun enthusiasts.......am I happily married?

Think your missing them things now wait till the little one pops out, in my case the little one proved to be far more of a gratifying experience then those things combined.

[mevshooter]

Think your missing them things now wait till the little one pops out, in my case the little one proved to be far more of a gratifying experience then those things combined.

Truth.

[Geology Rocks]

the only way we can give you a true answer is if you post a photo of your wife pre-prego and in a bikini.

joe

[rondog]

In my case, "happily married" is a cruel oxymoron.