Happily Married!?!?!?!

[wrestler034]

Happy or not, I will do the math for you. This is based on a "best case scenario" so it could vary. It also doesn't factor in anything like having a second child or a nasty divorce either.

39 years old and first child on the way. That means at least 18 years of putting everyone else first. Which means you will be about 57 years old when the kid graduates and you can start having a little spare time (and money) to do the things you want to do. Since the average life expectancy of an adult male in the United States is about 77 years, you should have about 15 years to enjoy the things you would like to do. (I know 77-57=20, but I figured the last five years of your life would probably be spent in poor physical health and you might not be able to do everything you want)

By the way, welcome to married life!

Lmao!!!!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

A new study was released this week showing the AVERAGE child costs $240,000 from age 0-18. Keep in mind that this does not include the cost or college.

[CUatTheEnd]

(Me - 38 yrs) Lets see...I have been happily married for 8 years and we we have been together for 14 yrs:

gun forums - yes
internet porn - of course your now married!
guns - she is not a fan but yes
beer - a 12 pack in the fridge as we speak
(this one hurts) xbox - I was a PS3 guy, played when my wife and kids went to bed, but when my daughter (then 5) said "this is all you do", I sold it, that was her perception even though I only played when everyone was in bed.
ammo - yes
football - this was tough early but now she is in fantasy fooball with me so it's a joint effort.
self inflicted dutch oven - actually last night (LOL)
Ballistol - don't have it
Senselessly eating anything and whenever - I have become a bit more healthy since married, especially since the metabolizism is much slower from the college days.

So I ask you fellow gun enthusiasts.......am I happily married?

Yes, it's called compromise...and when I say compromise I mean whatever she says goes (j/k). It's doesn't all happen in the first few years. Congrats on the marriage and new family!

[Ronin13]

Not married, no rush to do so... but from what my friends say- find common ground. One of my very good buddies is 34 been married for 14 years, been with her since Sophomore year of high school, have two kids aged 15 and 10, and they all go shooting, video gaming, and to movies multiple nights a week (well movies usually fridays, and shooting on the weekends- but games 2-3 nights a week- they're hooked on NHL 2011). He is very happily married and his wife was diagnosed with (no joke here) acute nymphomania, so after the kid-o's go to bed it's sexy time! I can't make this shit up, she wants it at least 3x a day. He's perhaps the happiest man I know. I just wish she had a twin sister because she certainly is one of the best mom's I know, person and looks.

[BushMasterBoy]

Johnny Carson used to talk about the perfect wife...deaf, dumb, blind nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store....

[Ronin13]

Johnny Carson used to talk about the perfect wife...deaf, dumb, blind nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store....

Jason Boland wrote a song about the same thing:
"I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees
She will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her three feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head
So I can rest my beer"

[n8tive97]

Wow, and you found someone to marry your ass!!!!!

My thoughts exactly!

[Tinelement]

easy answer!! open your own hot rod shop!! Then.... when your late, cause your drinking beer or meeting someone to buy a gun,...." I was just working late dear to provide for our loving family!" HEHEHE! worked for me!!

[blacklabel]

Success is not in surpassing others expectations, but in achieving your goals. so I ask you, Is this what you wanted?

Your totally missing it............

What you give up now pales in comparison with what you gain*

After 24 years of marriage and being with her for 28 I can honestly say my life has been richend and I am in a much better place because of my wife.

*but you both have to really want it and be willing to work hard at it. Love isn't enough.

These two nailed it.

I've been with my lady for two and a half years now. We've got our Nugget and while life could be better, I couldn't imagine it without either of them.

I hardly drink anymore. I don't go out. I don't waste money on stupid shit. They've done more to improve me as a person then all the crap I did in the years prior.