Where can I get a job like this? I would love to come home at night and brag to the family how I was able to shake-down a few businesses today. And, if anyone of them objected I could just say, "well the chief told me too, I was just following orders, and it is not stealing because I have a badge."

(sarcasm)

I would hope that most of the cops out there trying to serve and protect would tell their "superiors" to go pound sand if instructed to do something like this.