Anybody that is in a wheelchair has to catheterize to drain thine bladder.
My buddy is in a chair and I have had to help him a couple of times when he was in an arm cast and after he had surgery. Shove a clear tube up your buddies crank and a couple of things happen:
Your junk will retract into your body at amazing speed.
You gain a new perspective on the most simple of things. We get up, go piss and go back to bed. For him it is a 1/2 hour production.

The ads that kill me are the pharmaceutical ads.
Can't tie you shoes because of arthritis? Take this pill and you will be able to tie them but you will:
Bleed from the rectum.
Have severe stomach cramps.
May go blind.
May be at risk of stroke.
May be at risk of certain cancers.
May have suicidal thoughts and actions.
May have an erection lasting longer than 30000 hours.
May have uncontrolled irrational thoughts.


Screw that- Ill buy shoes with velcro!