Stupid medical commercials

[Mtn.man]

Which reminds me:

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
Doug walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
JIM then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister..'
When she returned, she said,
"We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do.
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.

[JohnTRourke]

Which reminds me:

What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
Doug walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
JIM then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister..'
When she returned, she said,
"We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do.
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.

snort
I about fell out of my chair

[gnihcraes]

i'm currently on Dexamethasone steroids, been for 5 weeks, it messes many things up. Reality is, hopefully nobody has to go through some of these things. But most likely you'll end up experiencing some sort of issue medically or related to medication that makes you understand what others are going through. I'm sure my side effects are not much better than what is being cured, really sucks, but it's what I have to do to stay alive at the moment.

Not sure we need commercials for some of these things though.