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    More Abrasive Than Sand In Your Crotch tmleadr03's Avatar
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    [maxwell smart] Missed it by that much ><[/maxwell smart]
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Holy crap!
    “Every good citizen makes his country's honor his own, and cherishes it not only as precious but as sacred. He is willing to risk his life in its defense and is conscious that he gains protection while he gives it.” Andrew Jackson

    A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.'

    That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.

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    If I had a son he would look like....Ben SideShow Bob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by OneGuy67 View Post
    Holy crap!
    Ditto, that can't be real, nobody is that dumb and lucky at the same time !

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    OH MY GOD!!!!























    People still go to eBaumsWorld.com?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    OH MY GOD!!!!























    People still go to eBaumsWorld.com?
    Remind me why I like you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tmleadr03 View Post
    Remind me why I like you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    Yup, that was it.

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    Man what a tard......What would make you want to look down the barrel on a hangfire???

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    Default putting all safety and common sense aside...

    what would you hope to see from that end?

    this guy needs a vasectomy... I think this would work in his case (if you're from Kentucky, then my spell checker is broken, and accidentally replaced "Arkansas" with "Kentucky" )


    After having their 10th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.

    The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.

    The Kentuckian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me."

    So the couple drove to Ohio to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Kentucky. This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear, and count to 10.

    Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." Then he paused, placed the can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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