Guts turned inside out

[bobbyfairbanks]

Ever live in a foreign country and eat some shit that makes you feel like your guts are being pulled inside out. You run to the crapper every 5 mins to have a combination of water and chunks of your twisted up pulled around guts exploded out of you. Even touching your stomach hurts. Well that is where I am right now. Going home in 5 days and can't wait to get the demons out of my stomach. It might actually be Demons and Gremlins having a war down there. It all started because the Demons liked m14's and Gremlins like AR15's. I really hope the Boogie man doesn't show up with a AK and RPG. That will really suck.

[sabot_round]

Yup! I recovered from one of those cases a couple of months ago.

[Jackal]

First rule- don't eat shit. If you don't know what it is you are consuming, ask. If you don't have cast iron guts, stay away from the unfamiliar. Second rule make sure its cooked. All the way. Spent many moons in sub-saharan africa without too much distress.
Third rule- Pepto-bismol- tactical, imodium-strategic, ciproflaxin- nuclear. You need to carry these meds with you in third and fourth world countries.
Fourth rule- boil and purify water, if you are not sure of the source.

Here endth the lesson

[bobbyfairbanks]

First rule- don't eat shit. If you don't know what it is you are consuming, ask. If you don't have cast iron guts, stay away from the unfamiliar. Second rule make sure its cooked. All the way. Spent many moons in sub-saharan africa without too much distress.
Third rule- Pepto-bismol- tactical, imodium-strategic, ciproflaxin- nuclear. You need to carry these meds with you in third and fourth world countries.
Fourth rule- boil and purify water, if you are not sure of the source.

Here endth the lesson

Already have had that lesson thanks.

Sometimes the shit just gets you no matter what.

[sabot_round]

First rule- don't eat shit. If you don't know what it is you are consuming, ask. If you don't have cast iron guts, stay away from the unfamiliar. Second rule make sure its cooked. All the way. Spent many moons in sub-saharan africa without too much distress.
Third rule- Pepto-bismol- tactical, imodium-strategic, ciproflaxin- nuclear. You need to carry these meds with you in third and fourth world countries.
Fourth rule- boil and purify water, if you are not sure of the source.

Here endth the lesson

As Bobby already stated...shit happens!!

Sometimes rules #1 and #2 don't apply. This is not my first or second rodeo in a foreing country.

[rfizzle]

Taco Bell makes me feel this way.

I had this happen in Costa Rica in high school, not fun

[Great-Kazoo]

What doesn't kill you
only makes you stronger






of course finding a roll of TP that is soft enough to tide you over is never on(in) hand

[bobbyfairbanks]

What doesn't kill you
only makes you stronger






of course finding a roll of TP that is soft enough to tide you over is never on(in) hand

I would trade my Colt LE6950 with Nightforce scope for a roll of quilted northern right now. The only thing I have might as well be called two ply sand paper

[Byte Stryke]

I would trade my Colt LE6950 with Nightforce scope for a roll of quilted northern right now. The only thing I have might as well be called two ply sand paper

I'll take it!

to sweeten the deal I will even throw in a pack of Diaper wipes!

[Ridge]

http://youtu.be/zuOIPo7OEoY?t=1m40s