?s Answered

[Mtn.man]

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ( they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know.... it never HAPPENS!!

[Byte Stryke]

I'm Thinking Mtn.Man left his computer and the Mrs. got ahold of it

[Monky]

I'm Thinking Mtn.Man left his computer and the Mrs. got ahold of it

My sentiments exactly.

Question MtnWife.. why don't women just put the seat up when they're done with it?

[Mtn.man]

She's got her own and forwarded this to me. LOL

[opie011]

[rofl2]

[Byte Stryke]

She's got her own and forwarded this to me. LOL

and you reposted it...


does she have you at Knifepoint?


Are your Testicles in imminent danger?


How many hostages are with you?

[sniper7]

poor mtn man has a quota of pro female posts he must make or wife takes away certain privileges!

[mx'r]

Mtn Man has been in the Mountains too long..

[68Charger]

poor mtn man has a quota of pro female posts he must make or wife takes away certain privileges!

based on his posts, I'd say his quota is what, .001?

I gotta admit, I laughed...
















probably not for the same reason Mrs. Mtn man did

[Ridge]