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[Cman]

[rofl1] This Whole Thread!

[Mtn.man]

And this...

[KevDen2005]

Grew up in a house full of guys but always had dogs so had to make the toilet seat is down.

And still have dogs, plus I think the toilet seat up is unsanitary, and annoys me.

[Mtn.man]

[mevshooter]

and you reposted it...


does she have you at Knifepoint?


Are your Testicles in imminent danger?


How many hostages are with you?

If you're married, your testicles are ALWAYS in imminent danger.

[Mazin]

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ( they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know.... it never HAPPENS!!

LOL #4

[sniper7]

the wife's new computer background.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled with the improvement I made.

I'll need to get that on my wifes background soon enough!

[DD977GM2]

My sentiments exactly.

Question MtnWife.. why don't women just put the seat up when they're done with it?

[Ronin13]

Yeah, women should put the seat up... because when you get older you have to pee in the middle of the night. Let's just say she has to go right before bed so she goes in, does her business and leaves the seat down. Then he has to go at 1AM- at that hour, half asleep, you don't mess with the seat, you just start going until you hear the splash then center on it. Then at 3AM when she has to go, guess who's sitting in it!?

[Irving]

At 1:00 am, I know that if I hear plastic, I need to go left.