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    Engineering Unit Conversions
    Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
    2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
    1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
    Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
    Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
    Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
    16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
    Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
    1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
    Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
    Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
    453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
    1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
    2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
    365.25 days = 1 unicycle
    2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
    52 cards = 1 decacards
    1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton
    1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
    1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
    1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
    10 rations = 1 decoration
    100 rations = 1 C-ration
    2 monograms = 1 diagram
    4 nickels = 1 paradigm
    2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League

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    those are funny.
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    good stuff

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    1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen

    Not sure why, But that one got me.
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