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    What if they mixed up your loved one's ashes with some strangers? Then your shooting with strangers

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    Eh my wish still stands, I want no one to remember my ass. My wife and family know the minute I kick move me from the bed to the oven. I don't want a funeral and no urn just stick my ass in a coffee can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Eh my wish still stands, I want no one to remember my ass. My wife and family know the minute I kick move me from the bed to the oven. I don't want a funeral and no urn just stick my ass in a coffee can.
    You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee.

    Lol nothing wakes you up like some mazin in your cup!


    Naw she knows just to ether throw the can out going down 76 or trash day on monday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    just stick my ass in a coffee can.
    What about the rest of you ?
    Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee.
    Just like the movie "due date"
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    I want a 21 gun salute from 155 mm smoothbores


    I figure if they fire my ashes out like that, it should take all 250#s of me.


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    I just want them to catapult my carcass into Denver. Maybe I will land on the capitol building and they will have to make some big deal out of getting me down.
    Just call me 47

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    Dump my ashes over Marble and I'll be a happy ghost.
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