this is how i want to be remembered

[sniper7]

You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee.

Just like the movie "due date"

[Byte Stryke]

I want a 21 gun salute from 155 mm smoothbores


I figure if they fire my ashes out like that, it should take all 250#s of me.

[Guylee]

I just want them to catapult my carcass into Denver. Maybe I will land on the capitol building and they will have to make some big deal out of getting me down.

[Seamonkey]

Dump my ashes over Marble and I'll be a happy ghost.

[BPTactical]

I told my Mrs along time ago when my time comes to make my ashes into a douche.
I want just one more shot at the honey pot.

[BPTactical]

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord, my soul to keep.
If I die, before I wake,
Please make me into steak
Dish me up on a silver platter
Then act as if nothings the matter
Wait as they line up, forks in hand,
Bite your tongue and make a stand
As they chew, then you speak,
His last act was to be your meat....

(foxtrot original, please credit

Dude-I thought mine was messed up