this is how i want to be remembered

[BPTactical]

I told my Mrs along time ago when my time comes to make my ashes into a douche.
I want just one more shot at the honey pot.

[BPTactical]

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord, my soul to keep.
If I die, before I wake,
Please make me into steak
Dish me up on a silver platter
Then act as if nothings the matter
Wait as they line up, forks in hand,
Bite your tongue and make a stand
As they chew, then you speak,
His last act was to be your meat....

(foxtrot original, please credit

Dude-I thought mine was messed up

[newracer]

I was on the college trap team at CSU. We shot every Saturday morning at a local range. There was a group of older gentlemen there every Saturday also. One morning I pulled up and the group of older guys were shooting but they were not their normal jovial group. One of them had passed the previous week and they had loaded him up in shells and were shooting trap with him. It was specified in his will to do it.