Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
Funny story on swearing:
I too can have the tongue of a sailor. When my first was born my wife swore up and down that the first time he cussed I would be the one to eat the soap.
We are driving to of all places my mom and dads for Thanksgiving. Little one is in the back seat, he is about 18 months and quite as a church mouse, we thought he was asleep. The Mrs and I are talking about something and the wife says "Fuck it".
We continue driving and about 15 minutes later we hear this little falsetto voice in sing song fashion from the back seat "Fuuuuckit, fuuuuckit, fuuuuckit fuuuuckit".
I had to pull over I was laughing so hard I was almost crying and couldnt see. I looked at the wife and asked her "who is eating the soap when we get to my parents?"
Then we had to explain to Grandma and Grandpa "If you happen to hear...."

Outta the mouth of babes...
I had a automotive teacher who told this story.

He was out driving somewhere with his daughter in the back seat. With her back there he would sometimes forget she was even there since she would fall asleep on the drive and his road rage would kick in. He really did his best not to cuss around his daughter.

Well, his daughter is in the back really quite and this biker (think 21 speed) is taking up the whole lane and keeping him at about 10 mph on a 45 mph road. Finally he gets his chance to pass and as he does rolls down his window and yells at the biker that he is an asshole. Gets where he is going and realizes his daughter was in the back seat, but thinks oh she was asleep. Not to worry.

Fast forward a few weeks and mom is asking the daughter what she wants for Christmas. Up until now it has been a bicycle. Well, the daughter is headging and saying she really isn't as interested in a bicycle anymore. The mom asks why.
Daughter "I don't want to be an asshole".

My teacher then had to have a conversation with his wife on why his daughter thought bicycle riders were assholes.