Do you get extra points for pedestrians? How about Protestors?
Do you get extra points for pedestrians? How about Protestors?
Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
I just make gas, what are you doing exactly?
If you try to fix america politically, you will be dead before you step up to the microphone.
DMV? What is that? Oh you mean the 4th circle of hell! Good luck!
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
Good luck on the new job! I was told once by a guy who passed gas that he always brought along a change of clothes because sooner or later you're going to forget to shut off one of the valves and soak yourself
Mars is entirely inhabited by robots.
I recently had a very pleasent experience at a Colorado Springs DMV. I walked in to the DMV at about 9:00AM so that I could get a title transfered in my name and new plates for a motorcycle. Since I was in uniform, I got to cut everybody else in line. The very nice lady working behind the desk was more than helpful and somewhat attractive. I was probably in there for a total of 5 minutes.
Kyle
Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.