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    Yippee! Gotta take the HazMat test. Start a new job on Mon passin' gas for a living.

    DMV sucks.
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    Always a fun way to start the day!
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    Packa lunch, snacks, and maybe dinner.

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    Do you get extra points for pedestrians? How about Protestors?
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    I just make gas, what are you doing exactly?
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    DMV? What is that? Oh you mean the 4th circle of hell! Good luck!
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    Good luck on the new job! I was told once by a guy who passed gas that he always brought along a change of clothes because sooner or later you're going to forget to shut off one of the valves and soak yourself
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    don't forget either your border patrol or INS hat. funny how fast the line moves then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Wall View Post
    Good luck on the new job! I was told once by a guy who passed gas that he always brought along a change of clothes because sooner or later you're going to forget to shut off one of the valves and soak yourself
    Make sure you don't smoke or light any matches if that happens
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    Quote Originally Posted by sniper7 View Post
    don't forget either your border patrol or INS hat. funny how fast the line moves then

    Quoted for truth! I just spit my drink out my nose!! I just had to renew a few days ago. HAHAHAHA.

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