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    copy of an email me buddy sent me:

    At the senior Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by two points. The question was, where do women mostly have curly hair?
    Apparently, the correct answer was Africa.

    One of the other questions was to name one thing commonly found in
    cells. It appears that Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

    I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that 'iTouch Kids' is not a good product name.

    There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

    You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

    A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

    I just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook... I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 freaking Muslims have added me as a friend!!

    Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in
    my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.


    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    [rofl1]

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    Good one !! Sent to my address bbok
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    lmao

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    I like it!!

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    FUNNY SH#t.

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    Very nice! I like the iTouch Kids one.
    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    funny as hell , the lady thought it was funny as well

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    Another good !

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    Wow .
    Go ahead and run. You will just die tired.

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