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    Default Whats up with assumptions?

    One of my favorite assumptions is that, because I deliver hot tubs/work for a company that sells them, that I MUST own one myself.

    Yes, because delivery drivers make oodles upon oodles of expendable income.



    What assumptions about your job/life/relationship/marriage/situation do you "love" the most?
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    One of my favorite assumptions is that, because I deliver hot tubs/work for a company that sells them, that I MUST own one myself.

    Yes, because delivery drivers make oodles upon oodles of expendable income.



    What assumptions about your job/life/relationship/marriage/situation do you "love" the most?
    that because I am a mechanic i must not smart enough to get a real job.... 40 hrs from a BA in mechanical engineering
    You sir, are a specialist in the art of discovering a welcoming outcome of a particular situation....not a mechanic.

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    I am white so therefore I am wealthy and inherently racist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DFBrews View Post
    that because I am a mechanic i must not smart enough to get a real job.... 40 hrs from a BA in mechanical engineering
    My best friend is a mechanic, and he is genuinely one of the smartest guys I know. Intelligent, well spoken, and has forgotten more about cars than I could ever even hope to know. That one kills me. Not smart enough to get a real job? How about not smart enough to check your own damn tires and fluids? "You mean, I have to add coolant to the engine in the summer?"

    Quote Originally Posted by jackthewall81 View Post
    I am white so therefore I am wealthy and inherently racist.
    Man, I WISH being white meant I was inherently wealthy... that would be effing SWEET.
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    because i believe in our constitution i am racist, or bigoted

    because i don't believe that illegals should be allowed to stay i am a racist

    because our country is in the shi...r that we should give more of my hard earned money in taxes.
    Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.

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    I work for an airline; "Oh, are you a pilot?"
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    Flying an airplane is just like riding a bicycle; it's just a lot harder to put cards in the spokes. - AIRPLANE! - 1980

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    Because I am in the oilfield, I have a direct impact on the price of gas and I should change it cheaper for all of us.

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    im the guy that has the orange flashlight things, im not a damn wing walker
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    Ive been in the auto body industry for 21 years so people think that I love there car as much as they do and I must really want to hear about it........believe me when I tell you, I hate cars and could care less about yours...lol
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