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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    You mean you're not?
    Well.. maybe your call.. with that deep throaty voice of yours ..... :-)
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    I am an immigrant w/ an accent so I must be a Dem and Obama's #1 fan.
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    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DD977GM2 View Post
    Because I am in the oilfield, I have a direct impact on the price of gas and I should change it cheaper for all of us.
    +1

    If only they could see the price to drill a well...

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    Because I have been in the auto industry for over 20 years I want to spend my day off trying to track down your clicking noise for free.
    The enemy of my enemy...... Is just one more set of targets to engage

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    Also like this one.......

    When my kids inevitable tell people I had been shot in the Navy, they stop talking and act as if Im afraid to talk about it or tell the story.

    They act as if its some super senstaive subject with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    I am an immigrant w/ an accent so I must be a Dem and Obama's #1 fan.

    You mean your not a dem????


    Where are you from originally ?

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    because I work for a telephone company on networks, that I must be able to get them a great deal on their cell phone, and fix their computer (for free)

    or because I have long hair, I must be some kind of hippie that can't hold a job (This one I like- sometimes I enjoy busting stereotypes)
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    One of my favorite assumptions is that, because I deliver hot tubs/work for a company that sells them, that I MUST own one myself.

    Yes, because delivery drivers make oodles upon oodles of expendable income.



    What assumptions about your job/life/relationship/marriage/situation do you "love" the most?
    I'm a pilot. people assume I have a specific "route". or that I fly every airplane that every airline owns. or that the regional jets are far more dangerous than the big ones just because of their size (I don't tell them some of the big ones are 3 times as old as the small ones...like from the 60's and 70's!)
    or they assume, even when I am on my cell phone that their life and their problem is more important than my life and my conversation and jump in front of me asking me where their flight is leaving from and which way that is and how many stops on the train.
    or people that sit next to you on the airplane and think you want to hear their life story and you should listen to every word and then tell your life story! damn it I just want to sleep!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danceswithwires View Post
    Because I'm a little on the tall side I must like and be good at basketball
    Oh, I always hated that one, and basket ball.

    Quote Originally Posted by DD977GM2 View Post
    Also like this one.......

    When my kids inevitable tell people I had been shot in the Navy, they stop talking and act as if Im afraid to talk about it or tell the story.

    They act as if its some super senstaive subject with me.
    Then why haven't we read the thread yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 68Charger View Post
    or because I have long hair, I must be some kind of hippie that can't hold a job (This one I like- sometimes I enjoy busting stereotypes)
    Chopped my hair off nearly 10 years ago for that reason. Not being able to have anyone take you seriously gets really annoying. Wife still bugs me about it, and wants it back!

    Knowing anything about vehicles, yeah hear you all on that one. "I got this noise..."

    Owning a fabrication and design business, CNC equipment etc... "can you fix my.." "can you build a.." "all these shops charge so much, I just want something to do this" The inevitable blank stares, "Yes, give me a drawing, CAD or on a napkin, I dont care, but I cant make parts with no idea what you want" Best is quote a part, based loosely on a sketch with overall size dimensions, and then get told they'll send you a part to pull the measurements off of. "Sorry, the quote did not include design time, you can double the quote if we need to draw/design/dimension it too"

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