My daughter...

[tmleadr03]

My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of
the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my
laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash
Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house.”
Then disown me and never talk to me
again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share
to my brother.

Well, she didn't put it quite like that ... she actually said ...

"Dad, I have decided to work for President Obama's re-election
campaign."

[Graves]

I got the joke and laughed, then I hoped like hell you weren't serious.

[68Charger]

if there's a teenage daughter involved, there could be that much drama

I can SO totally see this if her "boyfriend" was a lib- where did I leave that zombie preparation plan?

[SA Friday]

Btdtgtts, but it was my wife and while I was deployed to Iraq during the last election. "I told you so," is said in my house a lot since then. Women... what can you do?

[waxthis]

if there's a teenage daughter involved, there could be that much drama

I can SO totally see this if her "boyfriend" was a lib- where did I leave that zombie preparation plan?

Without a doubt!!!

[BPTactical]

She will get her wish when she gets the boot out of the house, correct?

[Zundfolge]

on first cup of coffee ... reading comprehension too low ... nevermind

[KevDen2005]

My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of
the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my
laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash
Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house.”
Then disown me and never talk to me
again. And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share
to my brother.

Well, she didn't put it quite like that ... she actually said ...

"Dad, I have decided to work for President Obama's re-election
campaign."

You made every effort to raise her right but you still have to ask yourself as a parent, where did I go wrong?

[Ronin13]

I had a similar experience when I came home before PCS to Fort Drum, NY...
I walked into the house after pulling into the driveway and my brother came up to me and said "Dude, I have this DVD you need to watch, it's crazy! It's called Loose Change and it..." I didn't let him finish. I just smiled and said: "If you believe that bull scheiße then I have an M16 I'd like you to suck start... no brother of mine is falling into that pitfall, thus I will disown you!"

Fast forward 4 years he is a very good republican! He knows the 9/11 truthers are so full of it we can fertilize the US for 20 years on just one claim of theirs.

[DeadElephant]

I'm blessed. My daughter joined the Young Rebulican club her first week of college.
She proceeded to write a paper for one of her classes on the negative economic impact of gun control measures. Her professor of all things was an old jarhead and gave her an A+ and a standing ovation after her presentation.