I Love talking to my paternal relatives from the Northern side of the state:

"Blah blah state taxes are too high."

"Blah Blah So hard to get into a college..."

"Blah Blah can't find a job..."

Blah Blah All of the state resources are gone..."

"Blah blah Crime is so high..."


Then I tell 'em Do you know what ILLEGAL means?