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    Dances with Foxes
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    Default Got Man-card Punched?

    Phuucckk!

    Sittin’ in a colleagues office today…I’m waiting for her to show…her radios on…some minutes slip by…I’m deep in worthless “work” thought…next thing I know another colleague (and friend to an extent) snuck-up on me and proceeded to pound me with quick charlie-horse triceps punches and was givin’ me verbal hard-core ****.

    I guess he caught me listening to Dancing Queen…and I was enjoying it waaayyy too much! …Phuucckk!


    My questions are;
    1. Just exactly what are the ****ing OFFICIAL Man-card rules anyway?
    2. How many “punches” does getting caught in a professional setting listening to ABBA and ****ing liking it count against my Man-card?
    3. How many ****ups do we start with anyway? Or...how does this **** work?
    4. How long does it take before my testicles will return to normal room-temperature size after enjoying ABBA?
    That is all.
    Last edited by cebeu; 10-13-2011 at 18:45. Reason: I kant speel! :(

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    better earbuds, quit singing along or work out more

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    I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drilldov2.0 View Post
    I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.
    Phuucckk you...and answer the questions...



    Heh heh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drilldov2.0 View Post
    I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.
    I wouldn't take away his name, just merely make that his title!
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post
    I wouldn't take away his name, just merely make that his title!
    Agreed.
    Further I am afraid that singing or even listening to said song is grounds for a 3 month minimum with up to a 1 year maximum revocation of your man card.
    "Those who would trade liberty for safety deserve neither"

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    You were voluntarily listening Abba. Was the next artist on your playlist Wham? Or perhaps culture club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drilldov2.0 View Post
    I hereby officially start a petition to the mods to remove the name Cebeu and replace it with Dancing Queen.

    Here Here , I 2nd the motion Drilldo

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    Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be.

    Anyone that thinks war is good is ignorant. Anyone that thinks war isn't needed is stupid.

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