Got Man-card Punched?

[cebeu]

Phuucckk!

Sittin’ in a colleagues office today…I’m waiting for her to show…her radios on…some minutes slip by…I’m deep in worthless “work” thought…next thing I know another colleague (and friend to an extent) snuck-up on me and proceeded to pound me with quick charlie-horse triceps punches and was givin’ me verbal hard-core ****.

I guess he caught me listening to Dancing Queen…and I was enjoying it waaayyy too much! …Phuucckk!


My questions are;

1. Just exactly what are the ****ing OFFICIAL Man-card rules anyway?
2. How many “punches” does getting caught in a professional setting listening to ABBA and ****ing liking it count against my Man-card?
3. How many ****ups do we start with anyway? Or...how does this **** work?
4. How long does it take before my testicles will return to normal room-temperature size after enjoying ABBA?

That is all.