The wings or the beer?

[CMP_5.56]

With me the wings would be for someone else, because I'm not a fan of wings, so it would be an easy choice. Drop the wings, then drop the bad guy.

[mcantar18c]

Ah, now who srerves wings at this hour?


Serious question; not in the mood to fire up the oven.

I've been wondering since I posted that. BW3 closed at 2 I think. I'm sure Wal Mart has something, but with me its either real wings or nothing.
Google gave me nothing. I'm at a loss.

[mcantar18c]

I'm not a fan of wings

[Bailey Guns]

There's an easy solution.

Take the big Bond Arms .45ACP derringer outta the safe and take that with you. Take the gun out before you leave the wing store, having already purchased the beer.

Balance the wings on the side of the derringer (you're holding the gun on it's side...sort of using it as a carry tray for the wings...may even help to hold the gun "gangsta" style rather than in a palms-up style).

If someone stops you and demands your items, pretend to be handing your wings to the perpetrator. But surprise him with a trigger pull. No worries about a malfunction since there are no moving parts and, since it's a .45, most living things within a 50' radius will have expired at the firing of the shot anyway...including the bad guy. But, just in case you're accosted a second time prior to arriving safely at home, you have a second shot ready to go.

[Byte Stryke]

Large Bag... Beer on Bottom Wings on top, carried on weak/off side

[Colorado Osprey]

I'm picturing having to walk home after picking up wings and beer.
I'm not sure but the 24 mile hike out in the country and the beer and wings would be gone long before I got home.
More likely I would be calling for a ride on the cell because my truck is broke down if I'm walking.
The bigger question is do I tow the truck home or have it towed in for repairs.
If I'm getting the truck towed for repairs, I need to make sure I get all the guns out of the truck before it goes to the repair shop.

Using my CCW on my walk home... unlikely... well maybe if there was a snake or a rabid animal.

[Graves]

The rest of us normal folk live close to cool shít, don't go tryin' to sound cool because you're backwood.

[68Charger]

The rest of us normal folk live close to cool shít, don't go tryin' to sound cool because you're backwood.

Hey, I resemble that remark!

you referring to the cool shiite that you have to draw down on to save your life?
or stuff like wings (I'd rather BBQ myself) & beer (yeah, we don't have that in the country)

[68Charger]

The bigger question is do I tow the truck home or leave it on the side of the road for later.
If I'm leaving it on the side of the road for later, I need to make sure I get all the guns out of the truck before some low-life steals them out of the truck.

Using my CCW on my walk home... unlikely... well maybe if there was a snake or a rabid animal.

Fixed for ya... The only recommendation I can make for an auto repair shop is because I know the owner.

[newracer]

The wings would probably survive the fall, the beer would likely not. However I like my wings hot and fresh so I would eat them before going home.