The wings or the beer?

[SouthPaw]

Me, being a lefty (hence my board name), Would have the heavier item in my right hand (beer) and the precious/lighter cargo (wings) in my left.

Assuming the beer is cheap stuff it would be carried below your waist to help relax your arm.

The wings would be carried above waist line to keep them level and so you can smell them until you get home.

Scenario: Walking down the street after leaving the liquor store you begin to cross the street towards an alley on your left. As you begin to pass the alley you look down the alley to see a knife weilding bad guy running towards you !!! You must think quick because he is moving towards you at a very fast rate of speed. With the beer in your right hand you would chuck the 12 pack at his head! Assuming the BG has half a brain he would either duck or it would be in your favor if he took it straight to the melon! Well since he is a hardened criminal and this is not his first rodeo he dodges the beer . At this time he is somewhat distracted and now is your time to strike!

This next part is where it gets complicated . You now have about 3-5 seconds before certain death is upon you. With the wings in your left hand you toss them straight up in the air. While the 18 delicious Mango Habanero wings from BWW are in the air ,you draw your "Dirty Harry", take the shot , stop the threat, reholster, and catch the wings before they hit the ground Since the beer would be in cans (my prefence when I am going cheap), you can now go scavenge up the beer. Hopefully the box didn't break but even if it did the beers would still be intact.

Now its time to the

go home and

[Ah Pook]

Get a backpack.

[CMP_5.56]

I'll take steak over small amounts of chicken bathed in sauce any day. I only need to eat one steak, instead of 50 wings. If not liking wings means I lose my man card, then hand me a dress, call me Corina and point me to the red meat!!!!

[rockhound]

you could drive????

[jhood001]

Here is the situation: You are walking home from purchasing delicious hot wings and a 12 pack of beer. Not your favorite beer, something affordable, but not Miller Light or anything like that. You also bought some other stuff at the liquor store, enough that you need to carry the wings in one hand, to keep them level, and the liquor loot in the other. You know that if you need to draw your weapon on the way home, you'll have to drop something.

So which is it going to be; carry the beer in your strong hand, or the wings in your strong hand? Only you can decide.

If you trained and trained some more, the hand you carry your delicious goods in is irrelevant. If you trained properly, you could chug all 12 beers, eat the wings down to the bone, and use the bones as throwing daggers well before any attacker could make a move. Drawing your firearm shouldn't even really be necessary in this scenario. If you trained adequately, you would know this!

[Dr_Fwd]

drop the wings! ... wait... no, drop the beer... no, wings! or beer! or wings.. Damn! Just make two trips!!! first for the beer and second for the wings! ..or vice versa, or not... crap, my head is gonna explode!!!

[AirbornePathogen]

I say sacrifice the beer, especially if it's in cans. Then it has a better chance of surviving contact than the wings.

[Irving]

Get a backpack.

Too small.

you could drive????

Too close.



Fortunately, I made it home okay.

[sniper7]

Too small.



Too close.



Fortunately, I made it home okay.

what about a bicycle and you could have a bayonet on a large joust. a nice basket on the bike and you are GTG! (charlie sheen) "WINNING"!!!!

[ChunkyMonkey]

My libtard friend would have dropped both and pointed at the No Weapons sign posted on the alley way and his coexist bumper sticker.

I, on the other hand, would have ordered wingstreet delivered to my man cave.