Another list of OWS "demands"

[Combatmatt]

Wait, you need to translate those "demands" from hippineese to normal english;

1. We call for protests to remain active in the cities. Those already there, to grow, to organize, to raise consciousnesses, for those cities where there are no protests, for protests to organize and disrupt the system.

Hey man, on your way to pick up more placards and markers can you pick up some more weed. If we have more weed we can attract more patchouli smelling usses and start an even bigger drum circle. Then we can change the world man, the w-h-o-l-e w-o-o-o-o-o-r-l-d.

2. We call for workers to not only strike, but seize their workplaces collectively, and to organize them democratically. We call for students and teachers to act together, to teach democracy, not merely the teachers to the students, but the students to the teachers. To seize the classrooms and free minds together.

Bro, it takes a villiage to raise an idiot, i mean a child. Everybody should like, get together, and like, try to love each other. And then we should all wear tshirts with that mexican guy on them, you know, that famous guy with the beret that fought capitalism like, a long time ago. Hes really popular, we should get him to teach teachers about democracy and stuff.

3. We call for the unemployed to volunteer, to learn, to teach, to use what skills they have to support themselves as part of the revolting people as a community.

Hey, dudes. Does anyone know how to like, do stuff? We need to teach hydorponics and stuff, and like, how to better optimize our iPods, and update facebook faster, so WE can show the CORPORATIONS that we're not puppets.

4. We call for the organization of people's assemblies in every city, every public square, every township.

We need to find more people to stand around with so we can all skip work and bitch about not working and smoke more weed, that way we can all talk about capitalism being bad and smoke more weed. Hey, does anybody have any weed?

5. We call for the seizure and use of abandoned buildings, of abandoned land, of every property seized and abandoned by speculators, for the people, for every group that will organize them.

-Sorry i dont know what this means, it sounds alot like "crap crap crap crap, whine whine whine, crap crap, socialism is awesome I love lenin hey check out my tattoo of that mexican guy in the beret. Whats a Che?"

Sorry, thats the best I can do with the translation, my hippaneese is a little rusty. I dont work on it as much as I should because every time I talk to a hippy can only last a few minutes before I smack the patchouli out of the useless, bottomfeeding, whining, stinking, socialist with a shovel or nearest blunt object.

Hope that helps.
-Matt

[Mtn.man]

So somebody should be occupying their homes while they are out.

I hate hippies.

[Bailey Guns]

glad I have a lot of ammo.

Glad I have a lot of ammo and the will to use it.

[sniper7]

So somebody should be occupying their homes while they are out.

I hate hippies.

you said they have "homes"!!!!

[Ronin13]

you said they have "homes"!!!!

I just fell out of my chair laughing and everyone in the office is looking at me!

So they want every city to become lazy and camp out? Sweet, looks like my unemployed friends will have a job in no time! I'll tell them to wait for all these people to become no-call-no-shows and get fired.

[Atrain1]

You keep using that word... I don not think it means what you think it means...

I don't pay attention to dirty, smelly, nasty hippies. There's a special place in hell reserved for hippies.

inconceivable

[rockhound]

Glad I have a lot of ammo and the will to use it.

every time hear these guys speak i go out and buy more

[NitroxBoss]

glad I have a lot of ammo.

This!!!!!!!!

[Tweety Bird]

I think I just woke up. And apparently, it's still 1968.