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    So how many of you searched for the thread?
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    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MB888 View Post
    So how many of you searched for the thread?
    Read my mind!
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    "I like to see girls of that...caliber. By 'caliber,' of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters...Two meanings... caliber...it's a homonym...Forget it."

    -Dr. Evil

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhl247 View Post
    "I like to see girls of that...caliber. By 'caliber,' of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters...Two meanings... caliber...it's a homonym...Forget it."

    -Dr. Evil
    Austin Powers quote award goes to you, sir.

    Fantastic!
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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