Halloween confuses me...

[Zundfolge]

We get a LOT of trick-or-treaters in our neighborhood (last year was about 140).

I love the beginning of the evening ... all the real little kids in their cute little pumpkin outfits (or other equally cute costumes). But by the end of the night the tween and teen girls in their little slutty outfits show up ... and honest to God if you ran into one of these underage girls in a bar you'd buy them a drink and not think twice of it.

I'm so glad I don't have kids (especially a daughter) or I'd have to move way up in the mountains on some property ... heavily mined and booby trapped ... with gun turrets.

[ray1970]

I'm so glad I don't have kids (especially a daughter) or I'd have to move way up in the mountains on some property ... heavily mined and booby trapped ... with gun turrets.

It's people like you who should have kids. If more of you did, the world would be a much better place.

[jerrymrc]

We get a LOT of trick-or-treaters in our neighborhood (last year was about 140).

I love the beginning of the evening ... all the real little kids in their cute little pumpkin outfits (or other equally cute costumes). But by the end of the night the tween and teen girls in their little slutty outfits show up ... and honest to God if you ran into one of these underage girls in a bar you'd buy them a drink and not think twice of it.

I'm so glad I don't have kids (especially a daughter) or I'd have to move way up in the mountains on some property ... heavily mined and booby trapped ... with gun turrets.

There was one last year that just as I put the candy in the bag my eyes went up to see here reaction. Along the way I went Holly S#it. Then I looked at her face. How old are you? 12 came the reply. The wife laughed. I was like holy crap. She was dressed as a french maid.

She then reminded me about what happened all those years ago with the oldest daughter. We went out for a nice father daughter dinner to an upscale place. I ordered a glass of wine and the waiter asked if "My Date" would like a glass as well. I told him no, my 14 yo daughter does not need a glass of wine. Then she opened her mouth and said, But Dad..... We never went out to dinner just the two of us again until she was almost 30.

[Hoosier]

No, a friend posted a pic of her at a costume party last night and I made a perfectly friendly comment: "Wow, looking good, you should dress like this more often, gives my imagination a day off!" I was sincere in my compliment, no sarcasm or anything.... Then she was all pissed, even texted me and said I was a masochistic *******. You may not be a slut, but you are wearing the uniform.

Hitting on women fail! Hahah I got a good chuckle out of that.

Gotta work that brain->mouth filter. Sits there in between your mind and the vocal cords and processes everything with a, "How will a women twist this to my disadvantage" question. When it works well you learn to keep quiet most of the time.

H.

[Ronin13]

Hitting on women fail! Hahah I got a good chuckle out of that.

Gotta work that brain->mouth filter. Sits there in between your mind and the vocal cords and processes everything with a, "How will a women twist this to my disadvantage" question. When it works well you learn to keep quiet most of the time.

H.

That alarm never goes off, you know the kind: "Warning, alcohol introduced into system, filter de-activated."

[Elhuero]

Shouldn't that be sadistic *******? Ask her.

yeah, hopefully she's hot, because she's not that smart.

post the pic ronin.

[jhood001]

She then reminded me about what happened all those years ago with the oldest daughter. We went out for a nice father daughter dinner to an upscale place. I ordered a glass of wine and the waiter asked if "My Date" would like a glass as well. I told him no, my 14 yo daughter does not need a glass of wine.

Awkward situation, but you must have some good genetics working for ya!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

So I don't get this coming holiday really... I thought I did when I was young, go out, dress like a superhero, or commando, or fire fighter and get lots and lots of candy- for free! Now it just seems like everything is sexy this, and slutty that. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but when I admire a girl because she really does look slutty in her "naughty nurse" or "naughty delivery girl" outfit I'm a pervert and they are to be respected! Well hun, sorry, but you're dressed like a character out of a porno just seconds before she gets naked and takes on 6 guys. I just don't get it... why this double standard? "Just because I'm dressed like this does not make me a slut!" Yeah? Well I hate to break it to you, but just because I'm driving this Zamboni, it actually does make me a Zamboni operator.

[DD977GM2]

Now a naughty delivery girl driving a Zamboni, that would be cool.

I also thought same thing only a Naughty Nurse drivng a delivery Zamboni would be badass

[DD977GM2]

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