Today’s Combination Biology & Mathematics Lesson

1 Homemade Sandwich made with deli meat of questionable freshness
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1-2 Tbsp(s) Franks Red Hot sauce to cover questionable freshness of deli meat
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Intestinal Gas
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Flaming Explosive Diarrhea
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Dehydration

Q: At this point do you leave work and go home to continue allowing your system to flush itself out?
A: No. Why use your own TP when you can use your employers instead? Additionally, while your productivity is in the toilet (pun intended), at least you’re still getting paid if you stay @ work. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly is that someone is going to have to clean a toilet. If you stay @ work it doesn’t have to be you. But you’ll want to remember the cleaning crew come the holidays.

Lesson Over