Today's Lesson *WARNING: Graphic Verbal Depiction*

[theGinsue]

Today’s Combination Biology & Mathematics Lesson

1 Homemade Sandwich made with deli meat of questionable freshness
+
1-2 Tbsp(s) Franks Red Hot sauce to cover questionable freshness of deli meat
+
Intestinal Gas
=
Flaming Explosive Diarrhea
+
Dehydration

Q: At this point do you leave work and go home to continue allowing your system to flush itself out?
A: No. Why use your own TP when you can use your employers instead? Additionally, while your productivity is in the toilet (pun intended), at least you’re still getting paid if you stay @ work. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly is that someone is going to have to clean a toilet. If you stay @ work it doesn’t have to be you. But you’ll want to remember the cleaning crew come the holidays.

Lesson Over

[Graves]

I'd rather get paid to drop a deuce (or in your case five). But hey, that's me though.

Never took the clean bowl in to consideration though.

[TFOGGER]

[StagLefty]

Getting paid to have diarrhea ??? What a benefit package

[KevDen2005]

Today’s Combination Biology & Mathematics Lesson

1 Homemade Sandwich made with deli meat of questionable freshness
+
1-2 Tbsp(s) Franks Red Hot sauce to cover questionable freshness of deli meat
+
Intestinal Gas
=
Flaming Explosive Diarrhea
+
Dehydration

Q: At this point do you leave work and go home to continue allowing your system to flush itself out?
A: No. Why use your own TP when you can use your employers instead? Additionally, while your productivity is in the toilet (pun intended), at least you’re still getting paid if you stay @ work. Lastly, and perhaps most importantly is that someone is going to have to clean a toilet. If you stay @ work it doesn’t have to be you. But you’ll want to remember the cleaning crew come the holidays.

Lesson Over

I would still head home, but for me there is no bathroom anywhere near my "office"

[Graves]

I would still head home, but for me there is no bathroom anywhere near my "office"

I'm sure some of your 'customers' beg to differ.

[KevDen2005]

I'm sure some of your 'customers' beg to differ.

Well if my 'customers' wanted me to destroy their bathrooms then I suppose there are a few close to my office

[TFOGGER]

Well if my 'customers' wanted me to destroy their bathrooms then I suppose there are a few close to my office

Being issued a citation would probably count as having one's "parade p!ssed on"...dunno about pooping on one, though...

[KevDen2005]

Being issued a citation would probably count as having one's "parade p!ssed on"...dunno about pooping on one, though...

Well I think it would definitely add insult to injury if I handed out a citation with my 'poop' on it...

I guess it would be sort of funny, in a disgusting way, if you watched someone else get it

[TFOGGER]

I buy the TP here at the shop, so there's none of that 28 grit/splintery stuff here.