Today's Lesson *WARNING: Graphic Verbal Depiction*

[MattR]

The cleaning of your own toilet is the deal breaker for me, let somebody who gets paid to do that do that. They'll spend a little more time on it and then maybe get some overtime and that makes it a win for everyone.

[Graves]

LOL - Ginsue's own little stimulus package.

[KevDen2005]

LOL - Ginsue's own little stimulus package.

As we're all making jokes, the poor guy is probably cursing us sitting on the can right now....spreading 'graffiti' all over the back side

[TFOGGER]

I buy the TP here at the shop, so there's none of that 28 grit/splintery stuff here.

[mevshooter]

The idea of me being able to LITERALLY give crap to my employer is too sweet to pass up...

I'm all for workin' and squirtin'.

[sniper7]

in my honest opinion...you should have put it all into a 5 gallon bucket, took it all home, baked it into a casserole and served the occupy people a nice homemade meal.

[BlasterBob]

in my honest opinion...you should have put it all into a 5 gallon bucket, took it all home, baked it into a casserole and served the occupy people a nice homemade meal.

And should be sure to pick the whole corn kernels out of it so they won't know immediately what it really is/was.

[theGinsue]

As we're all making jokes, the poor guy is probably cursing us sitting on the can right now....spreading 'graffiti' all over the back side

Naw, after 5 visits to the "library" at work I think I was finally finished (and tender).

On a side note, when I came back to work on Tuesday (was off for 2 weeks for hunting), I saw an eMail from our Facility Manager warning folks to use the toilet seat covers for the near future. It turns out that a co-worker went to do his business and received "severe burns" on his buttocks from the toilet sea. When it got reported to the Fac. Mgr, he looked in the bathroom cleaning closet and found the cleaning folks had been using a product to clean the bathroom - including the toilet seats - that was clearly labeled "Corrosive. Avoid contact with skin as this product will cause severe permanent injury". Gotta love it. I guess I know what burns his @$$ now!

As for the "Occupy" folks... Even my corn filled poop would be too good for them.

[BlasterBob]

Even my corn filled poop would be too good for them.

I had always thought that theGinsue was one "corny" guy.

[DSB OUTDOORS]

I don't have that liberty, when I get the squirts. Being one of the business owners. I take advantage of prepaid paper though!! And the salary part of it too!!

Got Tucks?????