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    I need a tune up on my Cavalier. I'll let you hide some money under all my spark plugs and distributor cap. Maybe some under my my air filter and around the seals on my fuel injectors.

    As long as they finish the job.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by DSB OUTDOORS View Post
    I like that, but my business revolves around Landscaping plants, my partners arnt exactly gun nuts like my self. Thanks I can use that idea on some friends though!!
    I'm your buddy!

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    In an envelope, delivered by the butt crack of a stripper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jumpstart View Post
    In an envelope, delivered by the butt crack of a stripper.
    I was thinking in a shot, delivered by the stripper without the use of hands
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    how about quarters all buried in the dirt of a plant they can take home
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Put the cash in a transparent plastic container. Encase the container in a block of lucite. Engrave "Occupy Denver" on the outside of the block.
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    Make this cake:
    http://www.fabulousfoods.com/recipes...-for-halloween
    Put the bills inside the cat turds.
    I like this idea but too time consuming. We did bake the money in bread once.

    Quote Originally Posted by DOC View Post
    Kidnap them drug them bury them alive with only an air pipe and stuff the tube with the money?
    UUhhhh NO!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I need a tune up on my Cavalier. I'll let you hide some money under all my spark plugs and distributor cap. Maybe some under my my air filter and around the seals on my fuel injectors. As long as they finish the job.
    If you don't get a gift from me by Christmas, just wait longer!!

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    Yes! Yes you are!!

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    Bury it in a coffee can in someplace they are digging and have them discover it.
    I just watched saw before I posted my last one. Somehow that didn't seem as bad as some of the stuff I just watched.
    Who are you to want to escape a thugs bullet? That is only a personal prejudice, ( Atlas Shrugged)
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