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  1. 05-09-2012, 23:50 #1
    Zombie Steve
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    Default This morning at 7-Eleven

    Lady working behind the counter - "I want to frisk you."

    Me - "Do you think I stole something?"

    Lady - "Nope."

    (extremely uncomfortable 20 seconds of silence)

    Me - "Soooo... I'll just get this Gatorade and I'd like 2 cans of Grizzly long cut, please."





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  2. 05-09-2012, 23:54 #2
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    What is there to discuss she wants your. Man buns.
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  3. 05-09-2012, 23:56 #3
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    I would of been outta there in 2 seconds.
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  4. 05-09-2012, 23:57 #4
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    Was she hot?
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..
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  5. 05-09-2012, 23:59 #5
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    I'd guess she was big and ugly with warts.......just my kind of woman!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    Was she hot?
    Yes. Was she hot?
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  7. 05-10-2012, 00:09 #7
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    Did she have a mustache, a deep voice, and have a name tag with the name big bertha on it?
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  8. 05-10-2012, 00:14 #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jordanls19 View Post
    Did she have all of her teeth? Clean shave?
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    She works at a gas station bro.
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  9. 05-10-2012, 00:16 #9
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    I've seen some cuties at gas stations, I've also seen some dumpster humps too. Albuquerque is good for 6 or 7s at a gas station, CO not so much.
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  10. 05-10-2012, 00:25 #10
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    Me: "Sure, you can frisk me. Just let me get my pistol out first, ok?"
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