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  1. 05-12-2012, 17:34 #51
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    you ever post pictures?
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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  2. 05-12-2012, 18:01 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    Ya three days ago some guy in dreads (8:15AM) asked if I could help him get a beer this morning. Said "Sorry dude, can't help ya" as I set down in the car. As I was closing the door, he shouted out "I'll suck yer dick!".



    But hey, at least we's gets us a little attention...
    Thats a serious drunk. Good for him but I'm glad you didn't mention taking him up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by graves View Post
    nice Canadian Tuxedo! [awesom]
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  4. 05-12-2012, 18:10 #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    Ya three days ago some guy in dreads (8:15AM) asked if I could help him get a beer this morning. Said "Sorry dude, can't help ya" as I set down in the car. As I was closing the door, he shouted out "I'll suck yer dick!".



    But hey, at least we's gets us a little attention...
    Little protein, little beer... OOOOH! That reminds me... tenderloin is done. Gotta go. [PBR]
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  5. 05-12-2012, 19:13 #55
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    Ya three days ago some guy in dreads (8:15AM) asked if I could help him get a beer this morning. Said "Sorry dude, can't help ya" as I set down in the car. As I was closing the door, he shouted out "I'll suck yer dick!".



    But hey, at least we's gets us a little attention...
    So was he any good?
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  6. 05-12-2012, 20:13 #56
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zombie Steve View Post
    'Bout 5 days into my honeymoon. Muh guts was tore to the core.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnJjK0Uu2Lc




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  7. 05-12-2012, 20:20 #57
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    Been married for almost 3 years. Someone said something about thinking I was older and I thought a pic of me chugging Maalox was appropriate.
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  8. 05-12-2012, 20:37 #58
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    Hey I was waiting on pics of the 7-11 girl.
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  9. 05-12-2012, 21:20 #59
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    I went again today, but she wasn't working.
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    Missed a great opportunity to field test those sex aids in a bottle.
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