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    Missing Man on a Milk Carton islandermyk's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post

    But yeah, the mom in this thread is hot but messed up in the head.

    egh... the more messed up the freakier

    I kid. I kid.... or am I
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    COAR SpecOps Team Leader theGinsue's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by islandermyk View Post
    egh... the more messed up the freakier
    I found that her being messed up isn't necessary for a freaky good time. Just call her by another womans name in the midst of carnal pleasures and hold on for the ride of your life.

    BTW: This works just once, then you've got to find a new lady.
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    Missing Man on a Milk Carton islandermyk's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by islandermyk View Post
    egh... the more messed up the freakier
    I found that her being messed up isn't necessary for a freaky good time. Just call her by another womans name in the midst of carnal pleasures and hold on for the ride of your life.

    BTW: This works just once, then you've got to find a new lady.
    I've heard of this one before "The bucking Bronco"

    never tried it... I would hate to deal with the end result to all that
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    Do NOT trade milk with this kid in school. His will taste different.

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    Man I've been stuck in training all day and all the great one liners I thought of have already been posted.

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    The wife said "He must not be a biter" that's when it ended for ours. ~ 6-8 months.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    I found that her being messed up isn't necessary for a freaky good time. Just call her by another womans name in the midst of carnal pleasures and hold on for the ride of your life.

    BTW: This works just once, then you've got to find a new lady.

    Call her by her sisters name for a real good ride.
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    They're not quite right for motor boating, but at least for trolling...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Call her by her sisters name for a real good ride.
    Or her mother's.
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