Quote Originally Posted by jerrymrc View Post
The big issue is Doctors see the accessibility that some company's push and when you tell them that no, you can't just look at it from anywhere because of the security issues they just get mad. This is the main reason I want to kill salespeople sometimes.
There's an old joke in my department about Sales and Implementation. One person from each team were hiking together in the mountains, and got stranded by a freak snow storm. They were cold, hungry, freezing... when the Sales Dude struck on the idea: "Let's kill a bear! Lots of meat, warm fur... We can do it!"

So presently the Implementation Guy s building a roaring fire to cook the bear, when the Sales Dude comes running full speed into camp, bear hot on his heels, and screaming to Implementation "Open the tent! Open the tent!!"

Opened the tent, Sales dives through, zips the back flap of the tent, zip the front of the tent, and the Sales Dude takes a deep breath, hucks the Implementation Dude on the shoulder and says...

"OK, you take it from here. I'm going to find us another bear..."