You Just Can't Make this Crap up.

[SuperiorDG]

After seeing a few of these crazy stories I thought I would put up a thread where we can post up stuff that is so crazy it just can't be made up.

Here is the start:
Police: Boulder woman ran Chihuahua alongside car, faces cruelty charge

Joan Zalk also accused of felony menacing over remark about gun
By Erica Meltzer, Camera Staff Writer
Posted: 09/20/2011 10:52:41 AM MDT
Updated: 09/20/2011 06:15:33 PM MDT

Joan Zalk (Boulder County Sheriff's Office)



A Boulder acupuncturist and yoga instructor has been accused of animal cruelty after several witnesses told police she was running a Chihuahua at a pace of 10 to 15 mph alongside her car as she drove down a city street last week.


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Boulder yoga instructor Joan Zalk pleads guilty to running Chihuahua alongside car

Posted: 05/21/2012 11:01:54 AM MDT
Updated: 05/21/2012 11:21:26 AM MDT

By Mitchell Byars, Camera Staff Writer
Joan Renee Zalk (Boulder County Sheriff's Office)



A Boulder yoga instructor and acupuncturist accused of running a Chihuahua outside her car as she drove it down the street pleaded guilty to misdemeanor animal cruelty charges last week.



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[Zundfolge]

The funny part isn't the running of the Chihuahua, the funny part is that she threatened some other Boulderite with a gun.

[aahorn]

thats a women? whoa.. you cant make that crap up

[Ronin13]

thats a women? whoa.. you cant make that crap up

Yeah really! I wouldn't hit that with borrowed equipment.
That's kinda funny, a chihuahua... I didn't think they were capable of anything faster than maybe 2MPH.

[Cameron]

Huh?

A Boulder Yoga instructor that is as crazy as a shit house rat? Why am I not surprised.

Cameron

[Great-Kazoo]

I don't believe she is a boulder resident since she does not have a hyphenated last name. Joan Zalk-Doe then yes but just Joan Zalk, not buying it.

[68Charger]

I don't believe she is a boulder resident since she does not have a hyphenated last name. Joan Zalk-Doe then yes but just Joan Zalk, not buying it.

That would require finding someone willing to hyphenate with her...

[RMAC757]

Huh?

A Boulder Yoga instructor that is as crazy as a shit house rat? Why am I not surprised.

Cameron

This

[Bailey Guns]

That would require finding someone willing to hyphenate with her...

No. This.

[Ah Pook]

No, no you can't make this stuff up.

Another example from last year..
http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-c...ws/ci_18343642

Police: Luke Chrisco, Boulder potty-peeping suspect, used 'peepholes' to spy in other restroom

A man accused of hiding in a portable toilet at a yoga festival and then running from security covered in feces last weekend has admitted that he used a series of "peepholes" to spy on women in more Boulder-area restrooms, according to detectives.