You Just Can't Make this Crap up.

[TFOGGER]

That would require finding someone willing to hyphenate with her...

I am now repeatedly pushing my mental delete key, in a vain quest to expunge that particular mental image...

[quondom fremd]

No, no you can't make this stuff up.

Another example from last year..
http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-c...ws/ci_18343642

I remember hearing about this story, and hearing that he evaded the police for a little while.

I thought, hell, I would have let him "evade" me until he showered too.

[Danimal]

We can't forget about this little gem:

http://www.dailycamera.com/news/ci_19458373

[SuperiorDG]

Dad saves boy before car plunges down cliff -- and gets pair of traffic tickets

A New Jersey dad got the scare of his life when his 5-year-old son almost ran off a steep embankment, and though the man saved the boy from falling, he couldn't stop his Jeep from going over the precipice and into a river below.
The reward for his ordeal? Two traffic tickets from local police.
Frank Roder, a construction worker from the town of Winfield Park, had taken his son, Aidan, down to the Rahway River to feed ducks Thursday. But when he stopped briefly before settling on a parking space, the impatient boy jumped out and took off -- straight toward a ledge 35 feet above the river, Roder recalled.
"He hopped out, and I thought that was OK, I was just going to park," Roder, 38, said, but "he just took off, made a beeline for the edge."

"Um, Daddy ..."

- Aidan, as he watched his dad's Jeep roll off an embankment.

The panic-stricken father jumped out of the cab of his 2006 Jeep Commander and raced after the errant boy, catching him just feet from the edge.
That's when Aidan, eyes as big as saucers, looked behind Roder and said, "Um, Daddy ..."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/21...#ixzz1vbOtjghd

[DD977GM2]

She is a beautiful lady, I want her number

[rondog]

[Zundfolge]

Dad saves boy before car plunges down cliff -- and gets pair of traffic tickets

He was counting his blessings when a young cop approached him and handed him two tickets. One was for failure to produce the insurance card, which was somewhere in the waterlogged cab. The other was for failing to use his emergency brake.
"I couldn't believe it," Roder said. "He said, 'If you would have taken the five seconds to apply the brake, this never would have happened!'
"I say, 'Really? And if I did and my boy stepped over the edge and fell instead of the Jeep, then were would I be?' He says, 'Jail, for child endangerment.'"

Clear cut case of "Affirmative Defense of Necessity" ... if he goes to court he'll win.

Now the little Nazi needs to be fired.

[45XD]

thats a women? whoa.. you cant make that crap up

+1
Course in Boulder, it's all a crapshoot anyway...

[TFOGGER]

Is that Snooki on the left?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Namaste.