Flash flood warnings...

[Buckaroobonsai]

Anybody else hearing these on the radio right now? Part of the message says, "DON'T DROWN"! Really?! Like we need to be reminded of that!?

[Ridge]

Well you ARE in an underground bunker...

[Buckaroobonsai]

Not right now! I have the pleasure of being at work in Lakewood where its booming pretty good. Looks like its heading NE, so brace for impact!

Well you ARE in an underground bunker...

[beast556]

It looks like we have approx half hour before it hits us here in ft fun. Boomimg really good right now.

[wrestler034]

I heard that too. "Don't cross deep water. Don't Drown..." LMAO!

[Ridge]

Heavy rain for almost a full minute just now in Aurora. Then it just sprinkled.

[Great-Kazoo]

I like the warning when they say.

IF YOU SEE WATER Seek Higher GROUND.

[roberth]

It is really coming down here and some awesome lightning to boot.

[Danimal]

I like the warning when they say.

IF YOU SEE WATER Seek Higher GROUND.

Oh God! I am running! It is so hard to post this while I am running. Oh wait it is just the river.

Sometimes I wish that I was the person that was in charge of scripting these warnings. "If you see clouds, start sprinting south. Put head between knees, kiss ass good bye. Transition into handstand, run away on hands when legs are tired." That is all.

[BPTactical]

I think the phrase they are using is: "Don't Drown, turn around".

I really wish they would stop with these stupid statements, warning tags and the like.
We need to clean the gene pool and everytime some moron has to think twice about showering with the hair dryer it just muddies up the pool.