You Just Can't Make this Crap up.

[SuperiorDG]

After seeing a few of these crazy stories I thought I would put up a thread where we can post up stuff that is so crazy it just can't be made up.

Here is the start:
Police: Boulder woman ran Chihuahua alongside car, faces cruelty charge

Joan Zalk also accused of felony menacing over remark about gun
By Erica Meltzer, Camera Staff Writer
Posted: 09/20/2011 10:52:41 AM MDT
Updated: 09/20/2011 06:15:33 PM MDT

Joan Zalk (Boulder County Sheriff's Office)



A Boulder acupuncturist and yoga instructor has been accused of animal cruelty after several witnesses told police she was running a Chihuahua at a pace of 10 to 15 mph alongside her car as she drove down a city street last week.


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Boulder yoga instructor Joan Zalk pleads guilty to running Chihuahua alongside car

Posted: 05/21/2012 11:01:54 AM MDT
Updated: 05/21/2012 11:21:26 AM MDT

By Mitchell Byars, Camera Staff Writer
Joan Renee Zalk (Boulder County Sheriff's Office)



A Boulder yoga instructor and acupuncturist accused of running a Chihuahua outside her car as she drove it down the street pleaded guilty to misdemeanor animal cruelty charges last week.



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[Zundfolge]

The funny part isn't the running of the Chihuahua, the funny part is that she threatened some other Boulderite with a gun.

[aahorn]

thats a women? whoa.. you cant make that crap up

[Ronin13]

thats a women? whoa.. you cant make that crap up

Yeah really! I wouldn't hit that with borrowed equipment.
That's kinda funny, a chihuahua... I didn't think they were capable of anything faster than maybe 2MPH.

[Cameron]

Huh?

A Boulder Yoga instructor that is as crazy as a shit house rat? Why am I not surprised.

Cameron

[Great-Kazoo]

I don't believe she is a boulder resident since she does not have a hyphenated last name. Joan Zalk-Doe then yes but just Joan Zalk, not buying it.

[68Charger]

I don't believe she is a boulder resident since she does not have a hyphenated last name. Joan Zalk-Doe then yes but just Joan Zalk, not buying it.

That would require finding someone willing to hyphenate with her...

[RMAC757]

Huh?

A Boulder Yoga instructor that is as crazy as a shit house rat? Why am I not surprised.

Cameron

This

[45XD]

thats a women? whoa.. you cant make that crap up

+1
Course in Boulder, it's all a crapshoot anyway...

[SuperiorDG]

Dad saves boy before car plunges down cliff -- and gets pair of traffic tickets

A New Jersey dad got the scare of his life when his 5-year-old son almost ran off a steep embankment, and though the man saved the boy from falling, he couldn't stop his Jeep from going over the precipice and into a river below.
The reward for his ordeal? Two traffic tickets from local police.
Frank Roder, a construction worker from the town of Winfield Park, had taken his son, Aidan, down to the Rahway River to feed ducks Thursday. But when he stopped briefly before settling on a parking space, the impatient boy jumped out and took off -- straight toward a ledge 35 feet above the river, Roder recalled.
"He hopped out, and I thought that was OK, I was just going to park," Roder, 38, said, but "he just took off, made a beeline for the edge."

"Um, Daddy ..."

- Aidan, as he watched his dad's Jeep roll off an embankment.

The panic-stricken father jumped out of the cab of his 2006 Jeep Commander and raced after the errant boy, catching him just feet from the edge.
That's when Aidan, eyes as big as saucers, looked behind Roder and said, "Um, Daddy ..."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/21...#ixzz1vbOtjghd