I'm in Trouble

[airborneranger]

Been there before. Be safe my friend.

[spleify]

Her text: "How does $500 = $680???"
My text (clarifying): "Technically, you asked how much I paid for the gun, not how much I spent at the store"
(crickets)

Oh this is a fricken classic statement. I love that one.

[BPTactical]

Shiny objects go a long way to grease a squeaky wheel.
(of course it doesn't work in this house, the wheel is permanently seized to the axle)


Guess who isn't gettin any until said shiny object is produced???

[J]

Once you have enough, and have a wife like mine who isn't really into guns, you throw it into the safe for a few months, then when it is finally out and around her:

Her: When did you get that one?
You: This old thing? I've had it forever.

They do it to us with dresses and purses, we need our just deserts.

[45XD]

Man, rookie mistake. Never pay with a card your wife is going to see. Now it is going to cost you double. She is gonna want a bunch of clothes or a new car.

Don't usually use the Discover for things like this and I had no idea that there was a limit that they'd contact you about if you crossed it.
Tricky...

[45XD]

Shiny objects go a long way to grease a squeaky wheel.
(of course it doesn't work in this house, the wheel is permanently seized to the axle)


Guess who isn't gettin any until said shiny object is produced???

Shiny objects = good idea; our anniversary is coming up at the end of the month anyway...

Knew you gents would understand

[DSB OUTDOORS]

My dog loves me! I ask can I buy a new toy?? She looks at me as if to say, Toy?? You bring home toy?? Tail wag means OK! I bring her a squeeky toy and all is forgiven!!

[SideShow Bob]

Shiny objects = good idea; our anniversary is coming up at the end of the month anyway...

Knew you gents would understand

No, no, you don't understand. These shiny objects need to be above and beyond and preferably before the anniversary. You are already expected to produce gifts for that.

[Dunecrazzy]

Sounds like I mite be married to her long lost sister.

[Tinelement]

No, no, you don't understand. These shiny objects need to be above and beyond and preferably before the anniversary. You are already expected to produce gifts for that.

Yup.

You basically doubled your shiny thing exspense!

Have fun dry firing that new XD in the basement for the next 6 months cause you can't afford ammo!

Ask me how I know!!