Shiny objects = good idea; our anniversary is coming up at the end of the month anyway...
Knew you gents would understand
No, no, you don't understand. These shiny objects need to be above and beyond and preferably before the anniversary. You are already expected to produce gifts for that.
No, no, you don't understand. These shiny objects need to be above and beyond and preferably before the anniversary. You are already expected to produce gifts for that.
Yup.
You basically doubled your shiny thing exspense!
Have fun dry firing that new XD in the basement for the next 6 months cause you can't afford ammo!
You'll be alright. Lots of gifts and ass kissing. Next time warm her up for a week in advance telling her what you what and what it costs. Then take her out and she won't complain.