Y'all don't know the first thing about BBQ here... and do y'all import your mu-slems or is they raised local there in Boulder with them hippies?
One, the finest barbeque I ever ate was at this little shack on the Autauga/Chilton County line, better than Twixt and Tween, and that's saying something.
Two, Muslims are imported; hippies are organically homegrown.