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  1. 05-25-2012, 15:13 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Interesting how the DC goes to great lengths to humanize the "ultra-perky" blonde. How "out of it" do you have to be to ignore people yelling at you?

    What was Rule #4 again?

    Not a good situation and I'm betting it will get worse.
    Guy jumped my railing and sat down on our porch last weekend. Me flipping on the light, opening the blinds and screaming at him didn't even phaze him. He never even acknowledged me.
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    Lemme see, cute blonde comes into my bedroom shining a flashlight, I turn on the lights,NO I don't shoot her...you figger out the rest
    Yes, you do shoot her, in a manner of speaking........
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    Move over dear the neighbor is tired.
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    A few updates.


    • Ms. Ulta-Perky has been arrested for shoplifting. Not condemning her for that, just putting it out there.
    • Evidently the homeowners were stalked by a psycho female about twenty years ago.
    • Boulder County way over inflates the value of it's properties.
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    They said incidents like this happen once a month in Boulder. Those Boulder kids can't handle their liquor. Least she didn't didn't end up in some sex offenders home, he would have thought it was xmas!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    Does anyone remember the guy who came home drunk to the wrong house, started beating on the door. The home owner loaded up his shotgun, the drunk dude broke the window and came in and got shot? I can't find the link right now, but for some reason I think it was on the west side of the Denver metro.
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    This is why identifying your target is so important, even in the dead of night. When they're hot and blackout drunk you don't SHOOT THEM! Duh!! Sheesh. I mean seriously folks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Guy jumped my railing and sat down on our porch last weekend. Me flipping on the light, opening the blinds and screaming at him didn't even phaze him. He never even acknowledged me.
    Then what happened?
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    The police got called and his friends showed up to get him off the porch. Nothing really happened, but it was irritating.
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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