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  1. 05-28-2012, 07:09 #1
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    Default How do you know if someone is a pilot?

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    That's great! Had to send it to a few ex-Navy jocks I know.
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  3. 05-28-2012, 08:31 #3
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    Ohh Yea!!!
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    New Zealand has jets? Last I heard they were pretending that A4 Skyhawks were fighters.
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    I believe the joke is...

    Q: How do you know if some one is a pilot?

    A: Because he will tell you.
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    Nz is not flying any combat aircraft anymore. They retired the a4 a couple of years ago.
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    Helicopters are nothing more than a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. The job of a helicopter pilot is just to delay that crash as long as possible. Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
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    oh gawd, 5:44 will scar you for life
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    Quote Originally Posted by asmotao View Post
    Helicopters are nothing more than a conglomerate of parts going somewhere to crash. The job of a helicopter pilot is just to delay that crash as long as possible. Helicopters don't fly, they're just so ugly the earth repels them.
    A helicopter has 4 wings, all traveling at different speeds, and is therefore inherently unsafe.
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  10. 05-28-2012, 12:53 #10
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    What's the difference between a pilot and a pig?

    A pig doesn't get drunk and act like a pilot.
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