"Hi, we're China. We believe in forced abortions and have probably murdered more of our own citizens in the last 100 years than most of the rest of the world combined. But enough about us. We want to talk to you about America's horrible civil rights record, specifically their insistence that their citizens have an inherent right to defend themselves against those that would otherwise do them harm."

Like Bert said, who gives a flip what China thinks? Eff 'em. Commie bastards.