Parking Lot Revenge?

[GilpinGuy]

My wife and I come out of a restaurant and there's a pickup (a nice one too) parked at a stupid angle in the parking spot next to us. And it's so close to my drivers side that I had to crawl through the passenger side to get in. I could open the drivers door maybe 6". I was pretty freaking steamed for a few minutes there.

If I was 10 years younger bad stuff would have happened. We just drove away and didn't let it ruin our night, but WTF with people sometimes? That's why I live in the mountains I guess...there's still a-holes, just not as many.

How many here would have taken action and done something here?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Just leave a note saying thanks to parking like a (insert insult here). Gets the point across that you're pissed, can't goto jail or get ticketed etc, and there is a slight piece of mind.

[Irving]

So you didn't put on your golf cleats, climb up the hood, and take a dump in the air vent at the bottom of the windshield?

[GilpinGuy]

So you didn't put on your golf cleats, climb up the hood, and take a dump in the air vent at the bottom of the windshield?

10 years ago, maybe.

[ray1970]

This is why the "automatic center punch" was developed.

[opie011]

I would have left a nice oyster on his door handle and maybe one on the windshield!!

[ray1970]

If it makes you feel better about not f*****g with the truck, it might not have been some inconsiderate, douche bag guy driving it. It could have been some poor woman forced to drive her husbands truck and maybe she did her best to get it in a spot and just didn't realize how close she parked to you. Women aren't very aware of stuff like that. Her husband is probably thankful you didn't screw with his pride and joy just because his wife can't drive.

[samoht517]

Ive never had it to the point where I cant open my door but it seems people do it to try and show off to you. I have a picture somewhere of some retard with huge tires that took up 4 parking spaces, in a empty lot, just to park near my moms little TT

[colorider]

I put a nice little note on the car/truck. " I took a gift from my sons dirty diaper and smeared it under each door handle. Might want to wash under there before you open your doors. Thanks for parking like a jackass" have a stack of them printed up and stored in the glovebox. I have sat and watched as the go into the mall, restaurant, wherever, come back and wash off each door handle. Pain in the butt for them.

[GilpinGuy]

If it makes you feel better about not f*****g with the truck, it might not have been some inconsiderate, douche bag guy driving it. It could have been some poor woman forced to drive her husbands truck and maybe she did her best to get it in a spot and just didn't realize how close she parked to you. Women aren't very aware of stuff like that. Her husband is probably thankful you didn't screw with his pride and joy just because his wife can't drive.

Yeah, when I'm in the right mood I just blow this stuff off and say to myself "Oh well, this douche will probably break his ankle today" or something like that. Not worth getting all twisted up about.

On a side note:
When I was young I had a 1970 Dodge Dart total POS. All 4 doors were different colors and the landau was tearing off in strips...haha! I go to the mall around Christmas and the parking lot is packed.

There are these two Caddy's totally pimped out with gold rims, tinted windows, rope chain thingy around the license plate, etc. They are parked next to each other half way over the line of the parking spots. They pulled in and went over the line into the spot in front of them, taking up 4 spots.

So, being the smart ass kid that I was, I parked in front of them, straddling the two spots they were blocking. What were they gonna do? Key my paint? LOL

When I came out the mall cop and the tow truck were just starting to hook me up and haul me off. The mall cop let me off and just laughed.